I haven't posted to this place in about a year, so today I feel like starting the blog back up and poking fun at my old posts. Let us go.
January 2009
"My thoughts for today are about doggies! They're lots of fun to play with, like Freckles! And... this is a hotel for dogs!"
Oh, wow, I don't remember owning a business as a kid.
"And this is why we made all the contraptions. And we have this girl that looks like True Jackson, VP."
I don't even have a joke to make about that.
"And my other thought is about what we can do with kitty cats. I like to bowl bowl bicky bicky boo bah and I like to eat air heads."
"You were a very smart kid for your age"
"And I like to log on to the computer and play computer games. And I have a Jack Russell named Friday.
NO, YOU DON'T.
And I have a lot of cool contraptions. And I have a fancy, red dog bowl. And I have a red bike that goes zoooooooooooom... like that!"
Your point?
"And I like to log in to iCarly every day. I like teensy tinsy weensy glasses."
IT'S STILL UP AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WHAT
June 2009
"I'm going to talk about science. Well I love chemistry and I already figured out what a test tube is and I like pure science like transporters and stuff. I need this science thing kind of like a wheel chair but you pull a lever and it walks you and it's called a cane 109."
I made a prototype drawing of "Cane 109".
"At first I broke my foot"
Fact: I've never broken any bone in my body before.
"and I love science like USB stuff and so awesome."
Well that was an unexpected topic change.
"Hey today I figured out a construction storm and I finally figured out what thunder and lightning is, it's like the thunder is the big things that make the smoke puff out of the floor and lightning is the lights that flash on the floor when Jesus has a rock concert."
"I like pure science" -Me, a few sentences ago
"Well I have these VOP headphones"
"VOP headphones"?
"and the thing I need to walk my foot can transform into a computer"
If I saw my foot transform into a computer, I'd probably go straight to the hospital.
"and I've been spying on the construction storm, errrrrt,"
The topic of "The Construction Storm" has come up multiple times on this blog, but I still have no idea what it means.
"and a guy talked on a megaphone and I did not know what those noises were. I got spare metal on top of me and on top of my roof and I used ground to negative for the computer to run and it has holographics, so awesome."
It sure is.
February 2010
"This is the first day I had recess at swimming! This is my first congraduation of swimming class."
"We are going to have a slumber party today! Today is the best day ever!"
We never had a slumber party on that day.
"We got two certificates. We are in senior swimming class now! Then I'll get to go on a big water slide! It will be fun! It will be really long! I will like it."
For some reason I can only imagine those last 3 sentences being read in a demonic voice.
"I will slide down and down and then swim. It will be fun, fun, fun! I likey."
"And when I'm with friends, I like to have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!" -Brett Ambler
"I like swimming. Then when I'm in the next round of swimming class, I will get to swim in the really deep! And I'm a good swimmer."
"And I like Valentine's Day! So it was close to Valentine's Day when I congraduated."
"This is awesome! I know there's little jets inside of the pool that spit wet water. And there's little filters and the water goes through a little hole."
End of part 1
In the next part of this, I'm going to be looking at the parts of my blog that I wrote myself when I was 8 years old.